We're here with a completely scientific and objective framework for uncovering those political opinions, hot takes, red flags (bad) and red flags (left) that can make or break that all-important "us" potential in future lovers. Use it to help identify a genuine person, a person of substance, a person who helps, a true member of your community, and weed out the tech bros, apathetic losers, "radical centrists," and anyone else who doesn't deserve your time.
RED FLAGS—COMBINATION ANSWER SHEET
You come across an injured bird outside your apartment...
When was the last time you volunteered?
Which of the following are up to date?
(Mark all that apply)
Let's tax the rich!
How do you use AI?
What's in your daily media diet?
(Mark all that apply)
Lightning round!
("Hot or Not?" Mark all "hot")
Nothing to see here. Sorry that you wasted an evening. Move along and move up, citizen. See if they'll pay for drinks.
If they're hot, and you feel like you want to do the work to radicalize them, good luck and godspeed.
Very promising! Proceed at full throttle but keep on the lookout for false flags.