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GOOD MORNING NEW YORK!

Matchmaking ♡ Personal Ads ♡ Chat ♡ Date Ideas ♡ Personality Quiz ♡ Horoscopes ♡ Rats!

From the botanic gardens, to nutcrackers at the beach, to the dog parks, to the farmers markets, to the corner bars, to the subway situations, to the dollar slices, us New Yorkers are just doing it together. We're special and unique creatures so of course we needed a platform that gets us like that.

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We've arrived and we're setting up every single New Yorker with someone who's just as cool and sexy as they are! Download the app, post a personal ad, jump in the group chat, and we'll fix you up.

Personal ads 👋
EveEve
(40/f/Bed Stuy)
Youthful but grown Open-hearted, active, and adventurous 40F, known for bouncy curls and buoyant spirit. Relocated from California to be near lifelong friends and attempt to satisfy an insatiable appetite for culture. High EQ with expertise in talking and listening (for you, gratis). Seeking a kind, funny 30-50F, soft butch to high femme, who still reads on the train, has a taste for the highest and the lowest brow, and is ready for something real. Short-term vision: We split sweet and savory brunch, hit 10K steps at the museum, then rest our weary bones at the schvitz. Long-term vision: D.I.N.K. happily ever after. Let’s start with a drink and see?
AlisonAlison
(37/f/Manhattan)
dive into this wreck Fantasy Sunday: crossword over coffee. Bagel or donut run. Go to Film Forum or the Met (either or both!). Cook and eat dinner, then chat or watch something on tv while we do our crafts. And sex before bed! //my analyst is on maternity leave so I have extra free time, let’s use it together!

YOU CAN DO BETTER!

We've been burned by Big Dating. Our hearts are app'd out. Tinder, Bumble, Hinge et al are making billions of dollars a quarter (!!) by prioritizing revenue generation over genuine connection, creativity, and empathy.

AI algorithms perpetuate bias without making matches, you know, good. We're plagued by "enshittification" where the user experience deteriorates by having microtransactions shoved into every engagement. The true purpose of these apps—facilitating meaningful, intimate connections—has been subordinated to KPIs, OKRs, CLV, and CPA over actual human needs.

We are not bound by this business model. There are no VCs looking for a 100x return We built this ourselves, on nights and weekends, to make dating in this city more fun for everyone. We wanna have a good time. And we're gonna have a good time!