seeking grasstoucher-in-arms

writer and recovering tech guy looking for a cutie to bring along to museum dates and to scout happy hour deals together. i am a bad texter but a great “arrive-to-the-function-on-time”-er. i try to make the most of my flexible schedule by biking to as many places around town as i can, so i am happy to hang out in whatever neighborhood you happen to live in (bonus points for folks in western queens, tho). please take me to the wildest, most alienating function that you have wanted to go to but haven’t wanted to ask your friends to endure. looking forward to hearing from you.