I just found out this was real

Idk… another app? Is this one better because I found out about it from my friend who reads the New Yorker? Baldwin once said, “Everything in life depends on how that life accepts its limits,” and I am taking him to heart by signing up with several sperm banks. Does this please you, or give you the ick? Would you father a child who isn’t yours? Would you prefer to father a child with me? #34 #notwaitingforyou but #stilllongingforalovingpartner. Sometimes I wish I was a cat so I could give birth to three different men’s children all at once. Welp, if you weren’t scared away already, I’m sure that did it! English teacher (public high school), from Minneapolis, going on six years in New York. Uptowner but wish I lived in Brooklyn. Summer break in Ithaca