If you like dirty martinis and getting caught in the fall of empire— if you’re not into fascism and if you’re not a fun vampire if you like banter on a first date in the dark of a dive bar then I’m the conspirator you’ve looked for write to me and we’ll run afar. Yes I like cocktails and getting caught in online discourse, I’m not much into Morgan Wallen, I am into T-pain of course. I’m hoping to meet you soon and cut through all the algorithmic haze maybe over Thai food at Soothr where we’ll plan for the next moon phase.