no hot takes just deep/heavy/emotionally draining discourse

Dolly Parton scholar/abolitionist/social worker/🇵🇸/Clueless watcher/horror movie screamer/direct communicator/laughs a lot/reads a lot/cooks not enough/is ready to be someone’s problem this summer/soon to be autumn (the kind of problem that doesn’t hurt your feelings!) Let’s make each other feel the way Cher makes Nicholas Cage feel in Moonstruck! I’ll find a less wordy way to communicate that one day.