Astorians too stubborn/cheap to live in Bushwick/Ridgewood but probably belong there

Also accepting Bushwick/Ridgewood mfs who’ve “been meaning to spend more time in Queens”. Seeking TV Eye/Anthology regulars, fans of esoteric lit a la Aeon, left politics havers, Hell Gate readers. Guilty on all counts. Let’s meet up for coffee, cosplay Anthony Bourdain on a Steinway food crawl, go birdwatching, buddy up for a Zohran canvas.